Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

shotgunheart:

gendertruckery:

megidophilia:

stuckinwonderland:

dothemonkeydance:

mattsp8jr:

sweetestel:

fakevermeer:

Test Your Vocabulary: how many words do you know?

Most Native English adult speakers who have taken the test fall in the range 20,000–35,000 words. And for foreign learners of English, we’ve found that the most common vocabulary size is from 2,500–9,000 words.

I scored 21,500 FUCK YES

I scored 20,700.

How did I score 30,500?!!

Well it explains how I somehow managed to get an A* in English Lan and an A in English Lit, but still I thought I was average at best maybe??

31,000 booooooooomm

22,300…not bad, could be better.

MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANNA TALK WORDS

28,300 apparently. o3o

25,300. I’m more proud of a decent lexicon than a large vocabulary, though I’m okay with being in the mid-average range for my age.

maxiandapril:

One of our lovely followers sent us the above spider girl picture, and what do you know? It looks exactly like April when she mops up alcoholic beverages. 

P.S. Sorry for the hiatus, we were experiencing some minor technical issues. The computer holding all of our everything decided to poop out on us. But we’re back!

P.P.S Can you spot Maxi? :D

tumblrbot:

CHECK FOR SYSTEM UPDATES. I’M JUST SAYING.

electricized:

Tony Cochran Chalicecaster

2010s

To start, Tony Cochran is a cartoon artist. The world of his cartoon character, Agnes, is so artistically remote from the guitars he makes that its hard to believe the same person is behind both projects.

Cochran uses steel, brass and other metals to transform vintage guitars into odes to Steampunk. Before becoming the Chalicecaster, this Strat was sleeping in the trunk of an old 1957 cadillac.

doctorwho:

Cyberponies and their pet.

savethewailes:

Made with Sculpey over existing ponies. (Cybermat just Sculpey)

animalsthatdopeoplethings:

Helo enjoys playing DJ Hero.

doctorwho:

Ridiculously Photogenic Guy: Doctor Who Edition

Bunnies!

therewasnothingleft:

Simbolic’s sim Grogolott performing. At the end of the performance, one of my more douchey townie sims went up on stage and told him off..